Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 24, 2023

“Where am I needed more than in such a place?” We’ve got a list. Especially during summer.

She’s going to bleed herself dry if she keeps giving herself away for free.

“drink me”

Giving of yourself , literally.

Just remember how Todd, the Candy Dragon, “delivers” his wares.

Ever notice that both Phoebe and Dakota only have four fingers each?

Lemonade equivalent to Ecto Cooler basically.

“Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania” anyone?

Talk about “giving of yourself”!

Yes, very weird!

It wouldn’t be magic if it weren’t weird.

Whoa… is this made with real lemons and sugar, or powdered lemonade and aspartame?

Yeah, you really don’t want to overthink this one, Phoebe.

Wait till you visit the Restaurant at the End of the Universe.

I know where the lemonade came from but where did it get the glasses?

At least she doesn’t destroy random walls before giving glasses of herself and yelling “Oh yeah!”

I’m just glad it didn’t make her suck the lemonade out of her fingers.

Elementals are infinite. 2 glasses is nothing.

“im gonna have a baby…” bwahaha

It’s generous of her to share herself so freely.

Is extremely weird!

Dana must be watching all the seasons of Courage The Cowardly Dog.

This looks like a monster from that universe.

And when you start drinking it you will want more and more until you become an elemental yourself.

Or will it cause some other effect like making you act crazy or making your skin fall off or turn a weird color.

Or something more sinister than even that.

If this lemonade creature turns out to be part of a bigger plot then you can be certain that Dana likes CTCD.

they should have made something like that in the show, where it’s hot or dry and soon comes along this creature who offers drinks.

But soon everyone begins to crave it and this allows the lemonade monster to control them.

Or maybe it would do something else like turning all the water to lemonade so that there would be no other drinks.

Because maybe it would turn out to be a very jealous creature who doesn’t want anyone drinking anything else besides lemonade.

I bet it tastes better than any other earthly lemonade you’ve had yet.

But something this good might also be too good to be true!.

Watch yourselves there, you never know!