Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for August 30, 2023

How is it still alive? And can I hit it again with that windshield? ;)

Now, did you get wipered as well?

If the windshield didn’t kill it. The wipers and wash will finish the job.

“Your nose job won’t be so easy. Expensive, but not easy.”

Recovery will take about 3 days. You should be able to live another day after that.

Funny

A quick drive through the Okefenokee should keep an army of entomologists busy for a decade.

If I had guts I would do it again!

You can tell how severe the Insect Apocalypse is by the rarity of this event. Even lovebugs are a lot less common now.

He’s one of the lucky ones…he should be glad he didn’t hit a motorcyclist….they strain bugs through their teeth!

While riding in my uncle’s car, a big juicy bug met its end on the windshield. Uncle says, “I bet he doesn’t have the guts to do that again.”

What’s the last thing to go through a bugs mind when it his the windshield?

They must use a lot of Bondo.

sometimes you’re the windshield

sometimes you’re the bug

8^)

“No, there is nothing we can do about wiper damage.”

Funny on so many levels.

Right now, these aren’t so funny here. My sister had a cancer surgery at the base of her nose about 2 weeks ago. I has disfigured her nostril and cheek. She is inconsolable about her appearance, as I am made aware, many times a day. All I can say is “maybe it’s too soon after the surgery and it will look normal after while”. It’s not like she ought to have KEPT the cancer!

MIB stunt fly