Free Range by Bill Whitehead for August 23, 2023

Or, reminding the moron to get a “digital” rectal exam.

He’ll finger it out eventually

Not wise to do these days of road rage!!!

Daddy is going to get his whole family shot!!!

He is going to have to wash that finger.

Just wait until the kids tell dad he’s #1.

I thought he was telling the other driver that he’s the best – that he’s number one.

One time when I drove into London, my passenger said to me “You drive and I’ll do the hand signals”

“Well, ain’t that a b****.”

He’s using his pinky…right??

I never swore around my kids or wife, choosing to make up nonsense words instead when I smack my finger or something. It’s become a family joke and my adult kids still laugh when I do it.

Actually he’s letting the driver know he’s number two…

Not a good thing to show the kids! Especially in todays world!

Marge, why is little Billy flippin’ off kids at school?

Love It!

every year during the obon holiday our usually sleepy town is flooded with impatient out of town drivers. the one tailgating me that didn’t think i was driving fast enough for the endless two minutes it takes to get from our house to our veggie patch property actually leaned on the horn when i slowed to make the turn (turn indicator on, of course, as much in self-defense as anything else). the tailgater may or may not have understood what the middle finger salute means… ☺