Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for August 28, 2023

No doubt

The worst part is when you lose.

Arguing with a limited IQ is always frustrating. The usual outcome is if they can make a thing do that, why can’t it . . .

I will admit to cursing at the refrigerator bell that sounds when the door has been open for too long… in it’s opinion

Tired of Alexa’s Jokes of the Day, my wife asked, “Alexa, can’t you tell us a good joke?” Alexa replied, “Sure, but it would go over your head!”

Actually, no.

You should hear her argue with Alexa!

We have smart thermostats. They save us money. I do not need a smart toothbrush, smart doorknob, smart shoe rack or whatever else can be made to spy on me.

Said the smart scale at the Fulton County Jail, “6 foot 3 inches and 215 pounds? – Yeah, you got to be kidding me!”

Smart thermostat, washer and dryer. Thermostat is all I know how to use.

Just for fun I’ve tried a few times telling Siri a provocative statement, but she never takes the bait.

So…was it the toaster, blender, or fridge this time??

…mostly my smart phone that cant get my texts right before I press SEND.

My grandmother argues with the smart t.v.!