Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 28, 2023

The cat appreciates the gravity of the situation.

that’s not a hero … that’s the culprit!

The cat knew. But she couldn’t write it down without opposable thumbs. So she figured out a way to get the servant to do it.

Anyone who thinks cats can’t be useful has never needed a foot stool.

After Newton passed, Schrödinger took him in… and out. ..and in…..

bonk

Cats also invented the Mic Drop.

Da Vinci apparently said « even the smallest feline is a masterpiece of nature »

Also could be Ralph Waldo Emerson, who wrote about the apple not falling far from the tree.

Who knew? Lol

Ha. Gravity was known long before Newton. He no discover it.

The cat owed him one. Sir Isaac Newton is credited with inventing the modern cat flap, which many cats consider more important than gravity. :)

Headlines of the Times: Mischievous Cat Prank Results in Major Discovery

After that he called it Gravity.