As my wife and I told our kids, “We’ve done things you haven’t even thought of yet. Think about that when you think you can pull one over on us.” It was a bluff that was seldom called.
We are all born to wild adventures that eventually culminate in our death, whether we have children or not. It just takes a while to get used to the idea.
After all these years, this question only just occurred to me: Did Calvin ever acknowledge the existence of Halloween? Did he ever carve a pumpkin or go trick-or-treating?
(He regularly wears costumes, but needs no seasonal excuse for that…)
BE THIS GUY about 1 year ago
It’s for on the job training. It would be unfair to give you a head start.
codycab about 1 year ago
I doubt anyone would have a child with Calvin, so I think he’ll be fine, dad.
JudasPeckerwood about 1 year ago
Otherwise, the species would die out quick.
sirbadger about 1 year ago
The book explains how to tell when children are lying and it would be best if you didn’t know how to defeat those techniques.
STEPUP about 1 year ago
Many situations, the kid is an accident, and treated like one.
californiamonty about 1 year ago
Hey, I thought that was the whole purpose of this comic strip. :D
Alexander the Good Enough about 1 year ago
The truth is out. Calvin is an only child, and always will be, for many reasons…
Myself, I snuck a peek decades ago and directly proceeded to get myself snipped. It’s taken much of the worry out of being close.
The Reader Premium Member about 1 year ago
It’s a cautionary tale.
rshive about 1 year ago
Dad has read the book well.
VegaAlopex about 1 year ago
Then I’ll never know because it’ll never be too late not to have one.
BigDaveGlass about 1 year ago
Nice thinking Dad. Get a dig in at the same time…..
Imagine about 1 year ago
Besides, it would give Calvin an unfair advantage.
Count Olaf Premium Member about 1 year ago
They also have one for puppies.
Just-me about 1 year ago
No book on raising them, but there are how to videos…
dflak about 1 year ago
As my wife and I told our kids, “We’ve done things you haven’t even thought of yet. Think about that when you think you can pull one over on us.” It was a bluff that was seldom called.
jagedlo about 1 year ago
I wonder if Calvin felt that little burn at the end…
Free or Not? Premium Member about 1 year ago
A Book that explains everything in the world? It must be the Holy Bible!
flagmichael about 1 year ago
We are all born to wild adventures that eventually culminate in our death, whether we have children or not. It just takes a while to get used to the idea.
sandpiper about 1 year ago
All good to keep a kid, especially Cal, guessing the answers. Makes them more cautious for a while.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 1 year ago
What the heck is Dad reading there, Lord of the Flies? Sheesh.
guenette.charlie(BozoKnows) about 1 year ago
If you don’t want kids, it’s best to remember what you were like as a kid and not wanting to inflict THAT on the world.
assrdood about 1 year ago
Just like in politics!
mckeonfuneralhomebx about 1 year ago
Men do not actually want to become a father, they just want to go through the motions so it seems like they want to be.
Ermine Notyours about 1 year ago
Calvin will now start looking through Dad’s stuff. He’ll find his old Playboys, which gives half the story for making a baby.
anomaly about 1 year ago
Dad read Calvin like a book.
snsurone76 about 1 year ago
I wonder if Calvin ever learned that his old man never wanted him—even as a tax deduction!!
mindjob about 1 year ago
If he really wants to know, he can give Dr. Spock a call
g04922 about 1 year ago
Whay should Dad give Calvin all the ‘secrets’ ?? LOL… nice try, Calvin.
fritzoid Premium Member about 1 year ago
After all these years, this question only just occurred to me: Did Calvin ever acknowledge the existence of Halloween? Did he ever carve a pumpkin or go trick-or-treating?
(He regularly wears costumes, but needs no seasonal excuse for that…)
ST Joe River Premium Member about 1 year ago
Why are these not in color anymore?
blasthrough about 1 year ago
I love Calvin and Hobbes. Bill Watterson is a legend.
Palani56 about 1 year ago
My laugh for today..Never fails to amuse, I have all the books. Just fun to reread them