The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for September 02, 2023

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 1 year ago

    That’ s new: young Gladys was a mistress.

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    C  about 1 year ago

    That was 45 pounds ago

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    suv2000  about 1 year ago

    Hes been disappointed once too many times with your bait and switch

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member about 1 year ago

    I bet you were a knock out, Brutus is so lucky to have been the lucky winner. COUGH COUGH

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    xaingo  about 1 year ago

    Blonde never has this problem. Dagwood always has a pickle jar at the ready for any sandwich emergency.

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    SWCarter  about 1 year ago

    Gladys just needs to tell Brutus that she needs the pickle jar open so she can make him a sandwich. That’s what works on Dagwood anyway.

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    electricshadow Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Now you need a bat and a lash to get him to help.

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    j_m_kuehl  about 1 year ago

    make the microwave beep, he’ll be there

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    GROG Premium Member about 1 year ago

    I would have gone the other way.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Yeah those days are but fond memories Gladys. And they won’t come back.

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    Little Caesar  about 1 year ago

    A few lashes with a bat might change his mind.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member about 1 year ago

    ♫♪

    Those were the days, my friend

    Those were the days, oh yes, those were the days

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    Just-me  about 1 year ago

    Gladys, Brutus would likely still come running if you batted your lashes if he didn’t have to open a jar of pickles…

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    Jeffin Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Time to bat his lashes.

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    [Traveler] Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Now an ordinary baseball bat is required

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    krs27  about 1 year ago

    Probably playing pickle ball!

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    Chris  about 1 year ago

    the times are a changing, lately for the worst… sigh.

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    goboboyd  about 1 year ago

    Now, he’s taking the pickles for granted.

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    walstib Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Coincidentally, the next comic coming up on my list of favorites is “Pickles”.

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    belovedkija  about 1 year ago

    if you use a spoon to pry under the lip of the pickle jar lid until you hear it hiss the lid will come off easily

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    Lola85 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Strangely, this seems a bit out of character for Brutus. He must be having a bad day.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Her batting eye lashes days are over……..

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    Jeff0811  about 1 year ago

    If Mohammed won’t go to the mountain, take the mountain to Mohammed.

    I see no reason why Gladys can’t meet Brutus half way, take the pickle jar to him, and then bat her eyelashes at him. Don’t be too hard on yourself Gladys, Brutus’ eyesight isn’t as good as it used to be.

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    raybarb44  about 1 year ago

    That was then; this is now. However, in Brutus’s defense, if you’re in the middle of a project that requires attention, you just can’t get up for a job that can be done a little later.He might still do it if she brings the jar to him though…..

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    mckeonfuneralhomebx  about 1 year ago

    with age goes sex appeal.

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    preacherman Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Well, Gladys, I’m a man and would probably have to use a V shaped tool to open a jar.

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    cuzinron47  about 1 year ago

    Maybe if you put in the form of a threat, “Either open the pickle jar or I cook!”.

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    cuzinron47  about 1 year ago

    He doesn’t want to admit he can do it anymore.

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    Moonkey Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Brutus – don’t get upset when there are no pickles on the table for lunch/dinner. Gladys – learn to open your own jars. Times have changed.

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    T...  about 1 year ago

    That bat of Gladys hit a home run, then…

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    Printer  about 1 year ago

    Put the lid under running hot water, and it will open easily.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Sure, but then his get-up and go was spontaneous. Now, getting it up requires scheduling and medicine.

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    ArcticFox Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Time marches resolutely to the abyss of indifference.

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    mistercatworks  about 1 year ago

    “Didn’t you want pickles on your lunch?”

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    GROG Premium Member about 1 year ago

    You’re in a pickle now.

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    gopher gofer  about 1 year ago

    refuse to open a jar of pickles right away? brutus has got to be pickled…

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    PoodleGroomer  about 1 year ago

    Hot water softens the goop that has glued the lid on and decreases the vacuum under the lid.

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    clayface9 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    That must have been 40 pounds ago.

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