B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for August 28, 2023

Call in SWAT

Not just nasty. They’re rude!

imbibe less sweets

“Nasty and rude too!”

That will be Thor in the morning…….

What can a mosquito do that a fly cannot?

A mosquito can fly, but a fly cannot mosquito.

What did the baby mosquito say after his first flight?

“Mama, mama! Did you see that? Everyone was clapping for me!”

I couldn’t find any name brand mosquito repellent at the store today.

They only had the Off brand.

What do you call a mosquito sitting on your spouse’s cheek?

A golden opportunity.

littlejohn is definitely on a roll this am. All good laughs.

The drinks are on him.

It looks like someone didn’t appreciate the mosquito remarks!

If you have high blood pressure do mosquitos burst?

We’ve had very little rain this year, so the mosquitos haven’t been too bad. The ones which are out seem to be insatiable.

Those two mosquitoes are very close friends. In fact, you could call them blood brothers.

I wish someone would discover that ground up mosquitos makes your manhood mighty so we could extinct them instead of the rhinos.

Someone told a friend that if he didn’t use aftershave lotions or other scent, mosquitoes wouldn’t bother him. He tried that and said he thought it was working until he heard one mosquito say ‘A-a-a-h-h, fresh meat.’

Drinking at the “bark”!

Mosquito pick up line?

Mosquitos are sociable critters. They’ll find you wherever you are.

“Land” is a sound?

Was Delary Stoffers, the current Miss Ecuador, ever Miss Quito?

The lazy ones prefer teen Scottish boys reading girlie etchings.

I spend my time outdoors with people who attract mosquitoes. I can’t remember the last time a mosquito bit me. That said, it will probably happen today.

Love the droopy eyelids of mosquitos.