Zack Hill by John Deering and John Newcombe for August 31, 2023

Ewwww.. expectorations

Ewwww.. expectorationsalso it would be better to give kids books they’d find interesting to enjoy reading than just forcing books.

Instead of Philip Pirrip (Pip)…

… the protagonist/narrator is Stewart Spitup (Spew).

Smart move, Henry Lee.

Wait til he reads Rarnaby Budge.

Unibrow will be doubly disappointed….

Henry Lee is smart enough to keep Zack from commenting.

Back when I had to suffer my way through that book in 9th grade I would have considered that a much more appropriate name for it. I think I still do.

Wait til he gets to “A Tale of Two Titties”… ☺

I’m surprised he knows any words that long.

Spoiler: the Cuspidor did it