When I was in the Air Force, we had to maintain weight and physical fitness standards. I suggested we take the entire squadron and weight them on the scale used to weigh trucks and then divide by the number of people instead of weighing each person individually.
I do that at grocery stores – the expressions as the weight slowly goes up!! One of these days I’m going to get punched but I am laughing so hard they end up laughing too.
yoey1957 10 months ago
Dude! Do you want to get kicked in the nuggets? Because that is how you end up getting kicked in the nuggets!
The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member 10 months ago
Problem is, when she diets…you diet!
rshive 10 months ago
Obvious cheating. But to what purpose?
M2MM 10 months ago
“Not with you ‘helping’!”
dflak 10 months ago
When I was in the Air Force, we had to maintain weight and physical fitness standards. I suggested we take the entire squadron and weight them on the scale used to weigh trucks and then divide by the number of people instead of weighing each person individually.
sandpiper 10 months ago
Well, she’s a prize alright.
James Deveney Premium Member 10 months ago
I do that at grocery stores – the expressions as the weight slowly goes up!! One of these days I’m going to get punched but I am laughing so hard they end up laughing too.
rossevrymn 10 months ago
C’mon man!!!!!!
monya_43 10 months ago
Dimwit! He knows that he is being rude and obnoxious.
Baucuva 10 months ago
If the dial spins all the way back around to zero do you win?
LaurelAnnHardy 10 months ago
That’s evil on a much larger scale.
FireAnt_Hater 10 months ago
That is a fun thing to try to do.
MuddyUSA Premium Member 10 months ago
Funny ‘toon……
Zebrastripes 10 months ago
That’s just plain mean…LOL
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction 10 months ago
Just a wee mite mean. The poor lady was already worried enough to check.
mindjob 10 months ago
Now just call Guinness and see if she qualifies for a new world record
raybarb44 10 months ago
Yeah. Bad for you if she sees your foot …
Frank Burns Eats Worms 10 months ago
She’s been under a lot of pressure lately.
cuzinron47 10 months ago
She’s probably just gonna say the scales lies anyway.
PlatudimusAtom Premium Member 10 months ago
Wow! Great PSA. Never woulda thought to look behind me before seeing this.
dbrucepm 10 months ago
must have been a butcher in the old days with the thumb on the scale
scpandich 10 months ago
The same thing happens every time I get on a scale, only my prankster must be the Invisible Man, because I don’t see anyone when it happens.