Scary Gary by Mark Buford for September 01, 2023

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    oldpine52  about 1 year ago

    Yes, Leopold is ugly and the Fifty-foot Woman can be rather violent.

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    maureenmck Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Texting her is a lot safer. In person, she could step on him, and that would be the end of Leopold. Now he will just have to make himself scarce for a while.

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    phritzg Premium Member about 1 year ago

    The message he actually sent was “Gary said I have to break up with you, and what are you going to do about it?”

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    Sir Isaac  about 1 year ago

    So long my little cupcake.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Coward!

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    royq27  about 1 year ago

    He’s dead…then again, he has probably been dead for an eon.

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    Zebrastripes  about 1 year ago

    For a vicious monster, he’s sure a coward!

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    The Orange Mailman  about 1 year ago

    She will not permanently hurt him. She wants a living slave, not a dead Romeo.

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    raybarb44  about 1 year ago

    Oh yes; Oh yes it most definitely will…..

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    Impkins  Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Leopold, you chickensh*t!!!!!!! :)

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    Sisyphos  about 1 year ago

    The Prelude. Leopold was lounging on the sofa and snarking Fifty-Foot Woman.

    Next day: emergency rescue technicians rush to dig green being from deep, foot-shaped hole!

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