Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for September 20, 2023

And the parking fee is much cheaper…..

I went to visit my friend at the hospital, and the only parking spot I found was in the C section.

I had to climb out of the sunroof.

Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage?

It was wrong on so many levels.

Santa doesn’t need to pay for parking on Christmas Eve.

It’s on the house.

You know why there’s no reserved parking at golf clubs?

Because everyone has a handicap.

A driveway isn’t a parking lot…

…it’s a parking little.

I thought parking was banned in Times Square, except for taxi stands.

Shoe has nailed it.

To say nothing of the safety concerns.

Disguise it as a SWAT vehicle. Easy enough.

That’s because areas with bright lights may be heavily guarded as a military base, going on past experience. The aliens simply wanted to avoid any conflict with the natives.

swamps and deserts are where their relatives live

I hitched a lift with a teaser…Spoiled rich kids with nothing to do, they fly round and land on planets that haven’t made interstellar contact yet and walk up and down in front of some yokel no one will ever believe wearing fake antenna making beep-beep noises.- Ford Prefect.

Would have gotten booted or towed or the vehicle jacked up and stripped.

“Almost”?

That’s where the alien ships drop off the aliens

The Non-Interference Directive.

Why is it that most UFO sightings occur in the first hour after the bars close?

UFO’s are like Bigfoot. So many sightings but yet no proof they really exist

“The Day the Earth Stood Still” — he found a spot.

Brilliant!

“Now, everybody remember where we parked!” Captain Kirk, Star Trek IV

Because then they’d be IFOs— Identified Flying Objects.

Because Aliens have done their research and know that they are no longer welcome in New York and besides Times Square is over rated.

Nowhere to park, yet such a Broad Way.

The Valets there can’t drive a stick on the new saucers.

They know how many guns Americans have. And they’ve seen broadcasts into space of old movies about how we treat aliens.

Several nice people have built UFO landing pads with easy freeway access and adjacent to the local bar and grill. I don’t understand why nobody uses them.

ba dum tss

They don’t want to be mugged. Or have their spaceship stripped.

Both are actually very valid points!