1 and Done by Eric Scott for August 23, 2023

I blame the narrowness of his education. When all he knows is the sword, every problem is a slaying.

“Remember your older sister.”

“What older sister?”

“Exactly.”

Seems like quite a few square feet of space for a medieval-period abode.

This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you.

Children are fungible.

Poor fella, having to spend time in that comfy chair

They should know by now, you’re not kidding….aaaaacckk!

Well, I can honestly say that as strict as my father was, he never used that line on us.

Can ol’ Dadster see out of that helmet…?

Spare the sword and spoil the child.

I wonder if they’re even listening. It might be an empty threat they’ve heard before.