Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 09, 2023

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    Gent  about 1 year ago

    Constipation eh? May the force be with you.

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    stillfickled Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Why do people talk so loud on cell phones?

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    dflak  about 1 year ago

    Bob Newhart did a routine like this except all your heard was his side of the conversation.

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    Bill The Nuke  about 1 year ago

    A coworker used the speakerphone on his desk all the time and spoke very loudly. Quite annoying in a cubicle filled office. We asked him to stop but he persisted until we started yelling across the room everytime he got on the phone. Even then it took a while before he got it. He’d yell at us to be quiet because he was on the phone and then more of us would chime in.

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    Baucuva  about 1 year ago

    Shouldn’t he be in a restaurant?

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    Ji535m  about 1 year ago

    To sound important.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Putting your digestive issues out there for all the world to hear?

    That takes guts.

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    donut reply  about 1 year ago

    Wife walks through the house with her phone on speaker. She gets upset if I turn up the tv so I can hear it over her phone call.

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    wildlandwaters  about 1 year ago

    I get the biggest kick outta people that don’t know they have their cell set on speakerphone, and they’re holding it up to their ear! Lololol!!!

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