Kliban by B. Kliban for September 08, 2023

tricky!

Disgusting!

Nothing to it.

Tortoise Snorting— the gateway to cocaine addiction.

Cocaine is the Gateway to Tortoise Snorting?

It’s just a trick! No turtles were harmed in the creation of this cartoon!!

Is that better than a straw up the tortoise’s nose?

Very difficult to do, as this turtle is from the Gummy Bear people.

just ‘ewww’!

That’s a soft shell.

The trick is to use a mock turtle.

This cartoon should be shown to Penn & Teller. If they can come up with a way to do it, they should then be allowed to license the toon as part of their act.

And he manages it all with just a paper straw. (and a turtle)

Ummm……