Jeff Stahler for August 26, 2023

Perhaps Trump is actually much less weighty than his bloated, obese appearance suggests, because he is just a big gasbag filled with hot air — the balloon buffoon!

Although the reading on the scale looked suspiciously like the thick felt tip of a Sharpie®.

Remember, Donnie, it’s not “prison,” it’s “alternative freedom.”

When he was booked, they noted his height and weight as what HE said they were in his pre-booking information. There’s no way he’s 6’3" (his height topped out some time ago at 6’2" and at 77 he is surely shrinking now. And there’s no way he’s 219lb either.

It’s illegal to lie on those statements. Since he already has over 90 charges, what’s one more?

So far nobody who was there at the time recalls that the man had either his height or his weight measured at the time.

Just use your sharpie!

Once they put him in jail, they shouldn’t let him go until he weights 215. Just to make sure they didn’t let the wrong man out.

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215 must be his weight in kilograms. Or he had one foot on the scale and the other on the floor.

He took off the diaper

Fulton County didn’t weigh him. Trump just said he weighs 215, and they accepted it.

OK, first of all, it’s not Trump. Henceforth I will refer to him as P01135809.

Secondly, he’s in a lot better shape than Joe Biden. Joe has fallen off a bicycle; P01135809 has never fallen out of a golf cart.

I think P01135809 deserved the motorcade and special, kid-glove treatment under our “two tiered” justice system and was not booked like an common criminal. He’s an uncommon criminal.

It would take cancer to get Trump anywhere close to 215.

I’m sure everyone has seen the meme with Muhammed Ali ready for his fight with Joe Frazier. (6’3", 215 lbs. for real)

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James 2:24

HIs mug shot looks like my 5-year old when I ordered him to eat his vegetables.

So that’s how he made his fortune; fooling all those “Guess Your Weight” guys at local carnivals. /s

What they didn’t report was that when Buttercup stepped onto the scale, the digital voice said, One of you has to get off now. Besides, he claims all kinds of records, so why not ‘heaviest guy ever booked at Fulton Count Jail.’ A good postal address for him, by the way.

To raise money I understand the Trump team is now selling special digital scales that magically erase 30 pounds of ugly fat.

He certainly made sure he “surrendered” in prime time so he alone, was in the spotlight. Everything he does is in spectacular fashion….in the wrong kind of attention!

No matter how you look at it…he’s gotten “special treatment” ….had this been the average man on the street, he would have been behind bars already. Years ago!

215? In what universe? (I laughed so hard I cried!)

EVERYTHING about him is a LIE!!

I am 6’4, 220 lbs, and I am way thinner than Trump. But hey, when you live in your own world then you get to make all the rules.

I’m hoping for a perjury charge for lying about his height and weight. ;)

They didn’t weigh him. Trump lied, even while being booked. Are you surprised? He is probably 5’11" or less, 315lbs or more.

As if what Trump weighs matters….America is sailing in uncharted seas now, what his height or weight is pales in this scenario.

Speaking of crooked right wingers…

CPAC founder Schlapp slapped with new allegations involving two younger men: report

One day after a top Conservative Political Action Coalition (CPAC) official resigned and encouraged further investigations into Chair Matt Schlapp, who was accused of sexually assaulting a Herschel Walker Senate campaign staffer, new allegations surfaced.Vice Chair Charlie Gerow turned in his resignation Friday, and it was reported that the attorney and communications executive had issued a call for probes over CPAC’s leader. His resignation reportedly followed the departure of fellow board member Timothy Ryan.