Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 06, 2023

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    Wilde Bill  10 months ago

    That’s because he taped it together with cellotape.

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    jasonsnakelover  10 months ago

    And if you don’t like how that one works, you can use it to conjure up another wand.

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    oldthang  10 months ago

    Wow—it knocked over the trees and blew the birds out of the sky!

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    DaveG1960  10 months ago

    He bought it from some guy called Ron……

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    Doug K  10 months ago

    That should serve as a reminder that not all wands work the same.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 10 months ago

    I didn’t know that magic wands backfired. Are you sure Wiz, that your “Alakazam” is firing on all cylinders?

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    jagedlo  10 months ago

    went from “alakazam” to “alakablam”!

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    Chithing Premium Member 10 months ago

    I wonder if he’s anywhere near Tunguska?

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    rockyridge1977  10 months ago

    Batteries?

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    dflak  10 months ago

    Darn those lithium ion batteries!

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    Goat from PBS  10 months ago

    Gotta get the rust off that thing.

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    rshive  10 months ago

    The password must have expired.

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    rmercer Premium Member 10 months ago

    Shouldn’t have left it plugged in…

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 10 months ago

    A wand fart?

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 10 months ago

    Sort of built up a charge, didn’t it.

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    I Go Pogo   10 months ago

    Hey Rocky – watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat

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    geese28  10 months ago

    It was plugged for too long

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    Troglodyte  10 months ago

    For humans, things sometimes get out of hand; for wizards, out of wand!

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    Shikamoo Premium Member 10 months ago

    Now you remember why you stopped using it.

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    EnlilEnkiEa  10 months ago

    The wizard is intact, the trees not so much; that must be a long-range-only wand.

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    PlatudimusAtom Premium Member 10 months ago

    Made me think about the weapons North Korea might send to Russia.

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    LaurelAnnHardy  10 months ago

    You may wand to use another.

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    David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction  10 months ago

    Clean your wand between uses!!

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    bwswolf  10 months ago

    Some how, he “DEFINITELY” got Ron’s wand ……. :)

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    oakie817  10 months ago

    who remembers FOOM? Friends Of Old Marvel

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    ekke  10 months ago

    Other end, Wiz, other end!

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    eced52  10 months ago

    Temper tantrum from not having been used?

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    vacman  10 months ago

    That’s what you get for not using the old stand-by Framin on the Jim Jam Frapin at the Zots.

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    JPuzzleWhiz  10 months ago

    Maybe that wand came from here:

    https://www.youtube.Com/watch?v=BRPJ8o4MhMw

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    Foe  10 months ago

    That second panel face is awesome lol

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    mistercatworks  10 months ago

    I thought using a magic wand was something you never forgot how to do – like falling off a bicycle. :)

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