Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 19, 2023

Take out a loan.

So you DO need your old man…

There goes that whole independent baloney

Ah, yes—those were the good old days.

I heard nada, nothing…see you at Christmas.

Doesn’t Rick know how to make sandwiches himself? Joanie isn’t June Cleaver, y’know!!

My foot locker would not have fit on the bus. But I did use the bus for the holiday breaks with that change in Syracuse.

Jeff, you’ve definitely crossed a line here: you’re behaving horribly and you expect someone you claim to despise to act maturely and generously.

Nice set-up and take-down, there dad.

My nephew, when he was in college, told me about getting “FREE” WiFi. Then I mentioned that the “FREE” WiFi was costing his father $20,000!!!

I’da handed him a $2 off Stoffers Family size coupon & booted him to the curb

And reality intrudes on this little fantasy…

There it is. College loan and crushing debt, right on queue.

Right-at 8% or so.

You can pay him back after you get that job selling fries

how sharper than a serpent’s tooth to have such an ingrate

Parents are good for some things.

There’s also the old stand-by…get a job.

Why is Jeff such a complete and total jerk?

“Jeez, Dad. Why can’t you just be a silent fountain of money?”

And that’s just for the first semester.

how sharper than a serpent’s tooth…

Nowadays Jeff would be asking for over $100,000.

The First National Bank of Dad just closed.

No, no, son. I respect you and take you at your word. As you start your life of adult independence I wouldn’t dream of sullying the experience by any HINT that I think you can’t make it on your own. Faretheewell, my son! I’d say “stay in touch” but you might think I don’t believe you can make it. Not at all! I just don’t want to embarrass you by turning you down when you ask for….anything.

If I’d spoken to my parents like this, there certainly wouldn’t be a check for $26K on the horizon!

“Yep. Gotcha. Nada. Nothing. Loud and clear. NADA. NOTHING. LOUD AND CLEAR! NADA! NOTHING! LOUD AND CLEAR!"

The Dean might prefer small, unsequential bills.

Kid working on a masters degree in manipulation. Don’t look at me I’m shy.

What a twerp!

University Education was free in my day, but so were 60% marginal tax rates. It was a fair trade for those who made money from their learnings.And beneficial to society for those who applied their skills in lower paying jobs that met areas of need.

Tax rates are lower now, and there are subsidised fees for university training. But repayments are tied to income and the debt is only indexed to inflation.

Yale defeats hrvard.Walden sells stale popcorn