Herman by Jim Unger for September 12, 2023

yeeees you did ….

Too late

A shot ain’t the thing I want most!

No. You’re mistaking her for Jenifer Lawrence.

Another weak end shot to H*ll.

I saw HER backing into dock 7

She’s on the brute squad

When it comes to a shot the size of that one, I would guess the program was ’America’s Most Unwanted’

When I ruptured 3 disks in my back, I had to be given Demerol every 4 hours, the shot given in the back side of course. Not sure what was worse the pain in the back or the pain from those shots. The shots were alternated with Vicodin ever 4 hours, so every two hours I was given pain meds. Neither was as good as the morphine I was given at the onset!

Famous last words?

Asking silly questions is not going to get him out of the inevitable. Large Nurse Marge is following doctor’s orders.

Step away from the patient….

before she responded, she simply smiled inserted the needle in the “bum” and then said sweetly, “Yes honey I’m the selection injection recognition protection for the government.”

That looks more like a turkey baster.

“You have, yes, but you will never live to tell about it. Bwa ha ha!!”

Had to look it up. Thought that show was canceled ages ago.

You probably saw her in One Flew Over the Cuckoos’ Nest.

Typhoid Mary’s sister

I remember being in a ER waiting for a shot. My butt freely visible. This male nurse walks in and says “HEY! I know you!” I turned and stared at him! Then noticed he was from the same college I went to. He could see my face in the wall reflection in front of me which I didn’t notice.

America’s Most Wanted Nurse.