Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for September 21, 2023

Roger and Andy would certainly agree

spare me some for Heaven’s sake!

On vacation decades ago my late Wife and I upon arriving at our first town to stay the night in, spotted a American/German restaurant but also passed a bbq spot. So we went back for bbq and it must have been excellent as we couldn’t even find a parking space! So, back up to the German spot. I am from German extraction so I ordered their sauerkraut as one of my sides. Wife wanted to taste it. Told her she would not like it. She didn’t and asked how I knew she wouldn’t. I said this is not canned from the grocery store. They either import it from home or make it. Now that I have a running car again It’s time for my annual trip to Muenster, TX for sausage and cheese. Will be the first trip by myself in 40 years.

Wiz’s opinion of her cooking has obviously soured somewhat.

Wiz would need an aperitif too, not just the antidote!

Inventing antihistamines there?!

For some things, there is no cure.

A dumpling: anything that dumples.

Which suggests another joke, but I’ll leave it to someone cruder than myself.

Early bi-carb.

Blanche should know that the best food that goes with sauerkraut is pork spare ribs!

True words Wiz true words

for what… oh wait, something must be wrong with the sauerkraut and dumplings then.

I could go for some sauerkraut and dumplings.

Perogies!

Time to invent the stomach pump, Wiz!

I’ve never liked sauerkraut. When I was young, I remember getting hot dogs inundated with the gnarly stuff. I’d wipe off the hotdog after tossing the kraut out and burying it in mustard. Sauerkraut on hot dogs is just as bad as anchovies on pizza!

Anything!!!

ba dum tss

There’s a really simple antidote, Wiz — don’t eat the stuff (I wouldn’t).