Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for September 11, 2023

It seemed like a good ikea at the time

That could drive you nuts.

Step 1: Inventory

Does IKEA also have sheets and pillow cases that come with directions?

Oooops… I forgot to put them in there. Sorry!

— Ingvar

He’ll never bounce a quarter off that.

but it looks like they gave you other extra parts to make up for it

9/11. Always remember.

It’s enough to throw a hissy fit, I tell you!

A short sheeted bed is a bad joke – if it happens to me.

It usually means that you used the missing bolt size in the wrong holes.

Excellent use of ä here

Tomorrow is National “Now Sleep In It” Day …!

Looks like you might have some leftover wood.

without those bolts he’s screwed…

I work in a hardware store and I thank Ikea for their shoddy products and packaging because I sell their customers the tools and parts that should have been included in their boxes

I had some validation for not making my bed when I read something that said it was good to let it air out after sleeping in it all night.

Frankenstein’s monster is wearing them.

9-11 has other meaning, also…

I am not making my bed two days in a row!

I would have thought Dave was a graphically gifted person. Those IKEA directions should be a cinch to follow for an artist. They’re as good as LEGO directions.

of all the things we never want it is a second September 11th.

Funny! :)