Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for September 12, 2023

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    sevaar777  about 1 year ago

    Nah, the anxiety is flavored bitter greed by the money oligarchs and corporations have bought the government with. Scented by the steadily deminishing quality of life the peons have experienced in the last four decades.

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    Ubintold  about 1 year ago

    Stop drinking too much coffee then.

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    rekam Premium Member about 1 year ago

    If the pumpkin spice isn’t in pumpkin pie, forget it.

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    purepaul Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Not sure what is worse, beer or wings. You vote.

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    [Traveler] Premium Member about 1 year ago

    I heard from a reliable source that there is a pumpkin spiced wipe (as in butt wipe). Why, you ask? Who knows

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    Dwight Schmiddlapp  about 1 year ago

    I’m waiting for the pumpkin spice flavored pumpkin spice.

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    dflak  about 1 year ago

    I knew Labor Day was here. All the stores have their Halloween stuff up.

    I picked up some pumpkin spice WD-40 in an orange and black can at the hardware store. Before you run out looking for it, I am just kidding.

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    sandpiper  about 1 year ago

    Every year the same hype for pumpkin flavored whatever. Gets really tiresome. But, it seems nobody ever promotes cantaloupe or honeydew or the other melons, but all are considered very good. Don’t those growers have a promotion group?

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    ragsarooni  about 1 year ago

    Why not? Every d@mn thing else is pumpkin flavored!

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    LeftCoastBoomer Premium Member about 1 year ago

    I have NEVER bought anything “pumpkin spiced” and I never will. It makes my skin crawl when I see all of the ads and store displays.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 1 year ago

    This pumpkin spice mania is driving me out of my gourd.

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    T...  about 1 year ago

    Those are the latest mother’s helper pill taste sensation…

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    Corpse Horn Light Premium Member about 1 year ago

    You know, somehow, I am willing to believe that there’s someone, somewhere, who read this— and IMMEDIATELY called their company’s R&D department and said, “Listen, get to work on this… pumpkin spice flavored anxiety attacks!”

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