Reality Check by Dave Whamond for September 15, 2023

Well played.

Not now or ever, would make for a shorter sentence

About the same.

The calculations of hash table entries are so interesting.

New religions just keeps popping up eh.

Alternative: Come in! I’d like to tell you all about my MLM business opportunity…

They have some very particular and peculiar fetishes.

she went to the wrong house…

BRILLIANT!! They can just call it a draw and go about their way!

I wanna start using that! Especially on people that wanna talk to me about my cars warranty.

This is exactly why everybody needs a hobby.

First ..don’t answer the door!

I tell people, “sure would love to as long as you honor house rules, we are nudists so just leave your clothes on the coat hooks inside the door”. So far, no one has taken me up on it.

stalemate

Fire up the lead pots! Drop the portcullis!

I see that the squirrel has remained wisely silent.

Apparently some people are unfamiliar with the phrase “No. Go away.”

Only if you want to hear about about the benefits of veganism.

SLAM …!

How Blondie and Dagwood met.

Religion? Carlin said it best. Can’t repeat it, but to paraphrase “Religion is bovine excrement.”

Bull’s eye!

I’ll assume they aren’t married.

Silly her, bit coin is the new religion…

Score one for the homeowner!

Clever boy.

“Strange” it was that when they came to my door, the only language I seemed able to speak or understand was a minor East-European one, which none of the JWs even seemed able to identify. The lovely irony was that what little I new of that language was taught to me by a non-invasive Jehovah’s Witness. (Six weeks of a course before I learned that she was JW.)

Past tense, since none have come to my door in the decades I’ve been at my current address.