Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for September 19, 2023

A pirate walks into a bar with a big ships wheel down his pants. The bartender says, “Excuse me, sir, but you have a ship’s wheel down the front of your pants? The pirate replies, “Aaarrr, it’s driving me nuts!!”

Folks, it’s my birthday. You have NO idea what a cross it is to bear having your birthday be Talk Like a Pirate Day! Arrrrrrr … gh.

;=}

Har harrr harr har (I have no idea what that means).

Does a pirate bathe before walking the plank? No, he’ll be washed ashore.Don’t blame me, I heard it on All Classical.org Sunday.

Who used to say “Yarr”?

Hope you hook some nice gifts :)

Say YARR backwards, then. RRAY.

I’ll take Yaaaaarrrr!!, over Aarrrrrr!!, any day!!!

…did you know that the internet is advertising a whole Bible in pirate speak?…

Look… there’s an Amazon package on that porch over there!

I’d talk like a Pirate, but this wasn’t their best season, so gotta hang up the bats (for Halloween, of course…)

Yarr is still used. “It’s over Yarr!”

Arrr, and ye scurvy anything.

what did the pirate with the sore throat do? gAARRGled

Q: How do pirates know they’re pirates?

A: They think, therefore they ARRRR!!!

Musk is everywhere

TLAPD, in my opinion, is a very stupid concept. I wish someone, somewhere, would just make it stop.

AHOY and AVAST, me MATEYS …!

This here strip is rated ARRRR!!

X marrrrrrrrks the spot, matey

Some wives just won’t play along.

I always miss this day every year! I need to read this comic at the beginning of the day.

Am I here too early or did the pirate from the 19th steal the 20th’s comic?

Two heads arrr better than one.

Dave’s probably working on a new widget …?

“No, That’s an Ex-Honey.” said the lawyer

Luckily, I have my grog for just such an occasion… one part sour, two parts sweet, three parts strong, and four parts weak!