He learned his medical knowledge from Wikipedia, and his bedside manner from Dr. Gregory House, it seems. And shaving habits as well. Or are those things on his face supposed to be zits?
Dr. Doofus reminds me of the personnel we met when we were shopping for suits for my husband lately. Now granted, he’s hard to fit. But we went to the well-known men’s store where he’s been buying his suits for years; where well-dressed salesmen step up to greet you, whisk out the suit you ask for, get you fitted and send you on your way (with way more out of pocket than expected but with a good suit) in very little time. Things had….changed. First, the staff was all female, except for one unkempt male behind the register whom I wouldn’t allow to dress my cat. Then, one of the women came up and said they didn’t carry my husband’s size (he’s 6’2" and over 250) but suggested we try their larger store in a nearby town. We went there. Half the staff looked like they had come to work directly from their flight home from spring break in Daytona; the other half like they were dressing for a night in one of the dicier bars in a less-reputable part of town. They had a coat that fit but not the pants. We did finally find a real men’s store. The man who helped us was dressed casually, but he knew his merchandise, could advise my husband on fit and got us taken care of. YIKES!
Ratkin Premium Member about 1 year ago
His bedside manner needs work.
C about 1 year ago
If it quacks like a duck
Lucy Rudy about 1 year ago
Says the guy who needs a chin lift.
jel354 about 1 year ago
I hope the malpractice insurance is paid up.
andaxxwilliams about 1 year ago
Millennials.
Indiana Guy about 1 year ago
He learned his medical knowledge from Wikipedia, and his bedside manner from Dr. Gregory House, it seems. And shaving habits as well. Or are those things on his face supposed to be zits?
F-Flash about 1 year ago
Let me recommend my cousin the plastic surgeon.
[Traveler] Premium Member about 1 year ago
Open mouth, insert foot
artheaded1 about 1 year ago
Awesome bedside manner!
rdublu about 1 year ago
thats nothing, wait ’til you see Segwick
monya_43 about 1 year ago
Hit him with his clipboard, Monty.
WCraft Premium Member about 1 year ago
Monty responds: And apparently, you failed “Beside Manner 101” at medical school.
wildlandwaters about 1 year ago
Tip for the day: never wear funky looking underwear, cuz ya never know when you might end up in the ER!
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 1 year ago
Monty’s sniffer gonna forget this!!
Impkins Premium Member about 1 year ago
What hump? :)
wildlandwaters about 1 year ago
Has the doc taken a look in the mirror??…not exactly somethin’ to brag about!
eddi-TBH about 1 year ago
Monty looks tempted to give the “doc” a nose job.
dogday Premium Member about 1 year ago
Dr. Doofus reminds me of the personnel we met when we were shopping for suits for my husband lately. Now granted, he’s hard to fit. But we went to the well-known men’s store where he’s been buying his suits for years; where well-dressed salesmen step up to greet you, whisk out the suit you ask for, get you fitted and send you on your way (with way more out of pocket than expected but with a good suit) in very little time. Things had….changed. First, the staff was all female, except for one unkempt male behind the register whom I wouldn’t allow to dress my cat. Then, one of the women came up and said they didn’t carry my husband’s size (he’s 6’2" and over 250) but suggested we try their larger store in a nearby town. We went there. Half the staff looked like they had come to work directly from their flight home from spring break in Daytona; the other half like they were dressing for a night in one of the dicier bars in a less-reputable part of town. They had a coat that fit but not the pants. We did finally find a real men’s store. The man who helped us was dressed casually, but he knew his merchandise, could advise my husband on fit and got us taken care of. YIKES!
Thehag about 1 year ago
@$$holen
Sisyphos about 1 year ago
Low blow [see what I did there?], Mr. student P.A. Or, as we could all say, “it takes one to know one”….
chriscc63 about 1 year ago
Does anyone remember Al Delveccio?