Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for September 12, 2023

Viewpoint is important!

As for bringing you home, well, … …

Reminds me of this scene from “Passion Fish” :-)

NOT A COLONOSCOPY!!!

That’s fair

I think I’d prefer a probe by the DOJ.

We are inundated with gutter cleaning devices. Why did that become an issue all of a sudden?

Could you guys at least clean them for me since you’re up here anyhow?

If they really want to be nice, they could use their tractor beam to pick up the leaves from the gutter and then deposit them on the neighbor’s lawn.

They’re taking care of his downspout

If he doesn’t get the gutters cleaned, his wife will want inflict some other procedure on him.

If he doesn’t get the gutters cleaned, his wife will want to perform (inflict) some other procedure on him.

Let’s see, they have the technology for interstellar travel but lack some of the medical technology that we already have for non-invasive medical procedures.

Maybe that’s why they taught ancient people to carve stone instead of teaching them how to make concrete.

I love watching Ancient Aliens – they go to the neatest places, imbibe the local intoxicants and then produce the show :).

Hard to believe, but consider the saucer.

Isn’t that what probing is….cleaning out my gutters?

Uh, did you say “probe”?

How ’bout you just probe the gutters and we can both be on our way….

If you check out Heathcliff today you’ll find that the probe shouldn’t hurt as much as usual.

What is it with alien probes anyway? If humans captured an alien for study, you think we’d look into that orifice?

Same tools?

Typical man.. always has his mind in the gutters.

When they’re done cleaning, they’ll offer him a new Medi-gap Policy.