Scary Gary by Mark Buford for September 16, 2023

Dart’s all Folks!

Oh, Owen, you’re so naive.

How did the dynamics change to make Gary the whipping boy in that relationship??!!

It an old game called impale the vampire.

Wow, I’ve never seen wooden lawn darts before.

Remember! Aim for his heart!

Leopold calls his version Garts instead of Jarts. (He pronounces the G as a soft g, so it sounds the same as the original.)

Fresh air, targets laying about on lawns of green grass, and kids with foot long metal darts. What could go wrong?

Aaaacckk

In the sun?

You play your games. I will play mine.

In a trip down memory lane, Gary is trying to Dodge Dart.

That was his last one, Gary! Run back and bite him!

What great sport! The fat vampire could end up looking like a pin cushion! (The heavy lawn darts won’t really harm him—they’re not wooden stakes!—though they may hurt a lot….)