Rubes by Leigh Rubin for September 13, 2023

Dry dream

Next, it will realize it’s not just sleeping and dreaming this while in its shell, it’s doing it in a bed – like a human. The nightmare continues.

Were you a salted?

Could have been much worse. He could have dreamed he was signing the SALT treaty.

And a little girl in a raincoat with an umbrella was walking towards we with something round and cylindrical in her other hand…

The real nightmare would be getting invited to dinner in Paris.

I dreamed that I was in a pan of beer and didn’t want to get out.

Umm…is that the wife?

Sounds kind of kinky… LOL

…and stuck in a pond of quicksalt!

i had that dream last night!