Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for October 03, 2023

Skyler, it was a giant achievement…..

If you look at an aerial view of the Bucks County courthouse in Doylestown, PA, it looks like his toilet. Its construction material? I swear that it’s built like a brick (out)house! No wonder it’s called the “county seat”!!

Did Sprout eat his vegetables?

That’s funny!

Ever wonder what happened to the Jolly Green Giant?

He’s kind of a has-bean.

Why did the jolly green giant get arrested.

He took a pea in public.

When he dropped them it was peas on earth.

I am far more amused by this than necessary

Visualize whirled peas!

All we are saying is, “give peas a chance”

We won’t have peas until we overcome… uh… broccoli?

ka-corny

Ew, he… no, not going to go there. Especially since someone else already did.

all we are saying in, is give peas a chance-what john lennon was really singing and it just got misquoted

What was the old bumper sticker? “Visualize world peas!”

Stop the violins !

Have you no shame?

Ho, ho, ho!

A variation on the “Imagine Swirled Peas” bumper sticker.

We’re all laughing at this one….Ho ho ho!

Sufferin succotash!

Ho ho ho!

World’s largest grape press.

Well. . . since no one has done this already. . . Pray for Whirled Peas

All we are saying, is give peas a chance….

Jolly good show, chap.

Ok, this one is pretty good

Brilliant! Clever! Funny! Great art…

Argh. Brookins and MacNelly what have you done — aside from the utter groaner you published, just look at the punnery you unleashed in these comments!

it’s not easy being green…

43 people have already done “ho, Ho, Ho!” jokes. I got nothing.

whirled peas!

Congratulations. Skyler! Your answer finally made more sense than the question!