Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 20, 2023

You mean he had a ‘Ruff’ week.

The patient doesn’t seem to mind Dr. Yogi’s presence.

Why are they cats and dogs? What does this add to the joke?

And here I thought Dr. Yogi was a bear!

That would be Berra

“Well, Doc, wherever I go, I can’t shake this feeling of being hounded by a pudgy yellow canine.”

Perhaps Dr. Yogi is the REAL patient? If that is the case, I wonder what the cat’s copay is.

Cats are easy to diagnosis, they all suffer from narcissism. However, they don’t want to hear that. But they’ll keep coming back to their therapist for years and paying big $ because they get to talk about themselves to a person who nods sympathetically and asks for more as long as s/he doesn’t tell them the truth.

“Please tell us why you ‘hate meeses to pieces.’”

That cat’s problem is multiple personalities. Nine of them, in fact.

Well, just how much great advice could a dog give a cat?? I’ve tried it, and it just don’t work!! Not that I’m a dog, of course …

If a dog pronounces a cat crazy, isn’t that a conflict of interest.

This is a tough one. I finally had to give up on it.

Hope the doctors leave the room before they laugh.

Cats are gifted with 9 lives. Gonna be a l-o-o-o-n-n-n-g session

Which one of the certificates on the wall is from Obedience School?

with all the comments – I was hoping someone could clarify the ‘joke’ – still love the artwork – we need you Wiley more and more every day. – still dont get the joke.

So, where are this guy’s diplomas from? Obedience school?

Putting the psycho in psychoanalysis

Hey, there’s no meat on those bones. And the yarn… it’s all tangled. And somebody spilled water and food besides those bowls. That couch is low-to-the-ground. Did somebody leave matted hair in that bed? Hey, a pet door! (I love details.)

A cat’s bad day is when there’s nobody around to dolt on him/her.

I suppose this puts the term “therapy animal” in a new light…

As long as there’s string(s) attached to the arrangement the patient should be fine with it.

The joke is that the other dog is also a doctor and probably a therapist. Their patients are usually dogs and both doctors can relate to them and sympathize. Neither doctor dog would feel that a cat has any serious issues ever and can laugh.

What has a cat got to feel insecure about? They always think they rule the world with an iron hand

Not if you want to get paid for “our session.”