Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for October 05, 2023

Make sure you get ones where both stay up.

And some coal

Today is my high-school girlfriend’s birthday. She’s not quite 1500, but we’re both heading that way.

Gaylord: One of everything.

Make sure they don’t match.

Wouldn’t that be ONE sock?

Is Broomie practicing the Michael Jordan tongue sticking out bit?

Be sure to get her USMC brand to match her undies.

red socks or white socks? i’m a Yankee fan myself…wait till next year

I’m with the buzzard…

One sock, like she said, “One of everything”. Afterall, she does have a birthday and you need to get her something for that.

The latest model of a broom.

The feel of a brand new pair of socks that have never been worn or washed is one of life’s little pleasures.

Broomy could use new socks, one has lost its elasticity. Lol

I once asked for too much for Xmas. I got a microscope. Though that was a very good microscope.

It’s been my personal tradition to tell family members that if they don’t let me know what they want, they’re getting socks.

One year, my sister decided to test that theory. She got four pairs of socks. Very nice socks with humorous pictures woven into them, but socks nonetheless. She was happy with them so it all worked out.

Socks and drugs and rocknroll!

Make it support hose.

Looks like the elastic in her sock gave out.

Socks, like ties are for Christmas…

Gotta say, I like he way Gaylord reacts to Broomie’s over-reaching request….