Herman by Jim Unger for September 20, 2023

And right on que.

It do.

Keep it up, and he will show you the floor.

As advertised (in small print): “Lionel Tamers.”

the floor show is where there is a hole in the carpet

You get what you pay for. In this case its a happy meal! I hope the nuggets are fresh…

Must be “Sushi Train”

Here comes the show now … It’s right on track.

Our trained professionals will be out soon.

When I was a kid we ate at a resturant in Amarillo that had a train running around the ceiling. When I got older I did the same in my house. Can’t go wrong with trains!!

It’s a trained train.

Look to your left…

They were hoping for violins, but this will do

Now arriving on track one.

♪♫ I hear that train a comin’, its rolling round the bend ♪♪♫

That customer certainly hard to please. We should run him out of town on the train!!

He’s not very observant. He should have seen the train tracks when they were being seated.

Does it bring me my drinks too?

Imaging a restaurant with seats at a counter surrounding a rotating model railroad setup.

Wait for it . . .

Look on the ground.

Childhood memories of eating at Hamburger Express. If you at at their counter they had a train run with flat cars carrying plates with your meals and moving slowly enough that you just had to reach across the counter to take your plate off the car. Great burgers and great entertainment. Long gone now.

Use to be a fancy restaurant/bar in San Francisco that had one along the ceiling…..