Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 25, 2023

Textbook Twit

It’s always five o’clock SOMEWHERE!

“Facebook kills brain cells.” The same could be said for Elon Musk’s new brain invention.

social media breeds anti social behaviour!

Time is relative to the observer especially when they’re pyssed(sic) off.

Leading by example…

I love panel 3, so true

A new UTZ?! (It makes the most sense when it rhymes with NUTZ).

Danae made an irrefutable statement!!!

If so, the 2024 General Election may be delayed as both parties search for better candidates.

The trouble with most people, Danae, is that they just don’t have the strength of your convictions.

I think we should return to setting noon when the sun is directly overhead. We have enough computing power to figure out travel without time zones and the whole idea of daylight saving time goes away.

On the subject of stupid people, Google: Boebert news

Ah, the peace and quiet that would ensue. . .

Then idiotic pols would not longer know of their stupidity because no one would bother to tell them.

As he reads a newspaper with the headline “Facebook Kills Brain Cells”… Classic… The Count ❤️s it!

I keep hearing people say “mind your own business” when what they are doing is negatively affecting many other people, or when posting propaganda on social media. When you make you issues public, it becomes everyone else’s business.

I am in favor of “It’s clobberin’ time!!”

Just remember that you are the stupid person for someone else.

The correct response is, “Then why are you still talking, Danae?”

I had a teacher that would tell us that empty barrels make the most noise.

Not quite fake news in the headline, but the same accusation directed to TikTok would be more significant.

Danae may have a valid point.

AKA MAGA Nation.

I mean, it’s not realistic, but it’d be NICE…

Sounds like Pastis!

To do that, they’ll have to breed humans that don’t think they’re smarter than everyone else

I’ve been wishing stupid people would shut up for (mumble mumble) decades but so far, they don’t. Maybe hope doesn’t bother to spring eternal anymore…….

Ironic? Time zones are geographic and never need clocks.

The problem is that everybody thinks the stupid people are somebody else.

For those of you observing Yom Kippur, while I wish you an easy fast, … Marjorie Taylor Greene posted a menorah and her wishes that you all have a Happy Chanukah.

Especially those obsessed with others gender and sexual preferences.

Every commenter out of the woodwork with sirbadger’s comment…

She’s not wrong.

Danae is asking the impossible. Again.

Stupid smart people; some of the most dangerous persons alive

And…ironically…true

Well, she is right.

It’s time for Danae to put down the phone and go play. Lighten up and be a kid before it’s too late.