Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 30, 2023

Report card in September?

You can’t expect anyone else to do what you won’t do yourself….for free. For the right price you can get some people to do anything.

Bingo. Danae never does anything without it being 100% self-serving.

Looks like The Freedom Caucus has an upcoming future member in Danae.

“Don’t expect others to do for you what you won’t do for yourself.”

As the one in charge of laundry I’m thinking of wife and daughters who don’t know how to pick up socks from the floor and put them in the dirty clothes hamper. However, not wanting the floor carpeted in dirty socks, they’ve learned Dad will pick them up.

When she was in horse school, she was a straight neigh student.

Night of the Living Base Issues.

I am so glad Danae has a horse as an alter ego. Its just horse sense!

That phone is her problem, as it is for so many. She’s not looking at the day, the scenery, the sky. Like so many, she lives in a 3×6 world that distracts and entertains but rarely provides true answers to life’s problems.

Well crap. It’s been so long since I worried about a report card I almost forgot how important they were. …back then.

“Nice to see you finally come out?” The Count sees what you did there… ;)

Who shops for Danae’s clothes???

This little horse character gives refreshed meaning to the joy of “I Love Lucy”.

No one is going to be fooled by those "F"s you made into "A"s, Danae

Anyone who owns horses know they do not mind their own business. Very curious critters, and if you have something they want like watermelon or an apple they will be all up in your business.

She seems more aligned with a coot. A coot is a duck-like bird renowned for its irritability. Coots have the paradoxical traits of being very social and yet not being able to stand each other.

I don’t get it.

So THAT’s what it’s all been about! ’bout time …

Danae’s report cards are written on asbestos