Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for September 22, 2023

strange, how could you tell?

Wally, you must realize that ‘commitment’ is a very relative thing.

Whatever old nag he picks is sure to lose.

Never trust a dude with a tie!

Are you gonna read the comics Andy?

Sorry Wally, Andy has his priorities

Offer him a beer if you want his attention.

Andy actually got to step 2, after the job office?

OMG; Andy has the the job interview problem solved.

So that’s where Mr. Purplesuit works.

Gee who wouldn’t want to work at “Wallys Widgets”?

Oi! That sod is so rude interrupting Andy when he’s doing something so important.

Whatever gave Wally that idea?

Only Andy could pull that off………

Would Andy take a job at the track?

The only job Andy is interested in is beer tester at the local.

Wonder what Andy would have said if Mr. Purplesuit had said, “What horse are you backing in the fifth race?”

He should get a job at his local newspaper as an editor. Then, he could adjust his life via the comics page; a little editing goes a long way in cartoon-land.

Thinking back, there were some HR wonks that I’d have liked to do that to. Nowadays, kids just fiddle with their phones.

Sherlock5 less than a minute agoThey should set Andy up with a job that requires no skills. He must be required to take it. If he is fired within six months, his dole will be permanently cut off.

If Andy were better at picking horses maybe he wouldn’t need a job!

“At his last workout Sparkplug was timed with a calendar instead of a stopwatch.”

Andy’s attitude would probably be “I turned up. What more do you want?”

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@Everyone

Hello from the carvery! Going to order dessert soon. I’ll remind you what that is. Chocolate Fudge Cake with Dairy Ice Cream.

I can hear RJM’s stomach rumbling from here ;-)

Andy’s more committed to getting drunk and blowing all his dough at the horse track.

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