Rabbits Against Magic by Jonathan Lemon for September 18, 2023

… but Weenus, with all your faults, how is your health?

for some reason, that statement seems to have made the hair on the back of his neck stand up

What about the people who smoke and drink and live forever and a day anyway?

it’s never too late to start…

“I recently started smoking. My doctor said I wasn’t getting enough tar” — S. Martin

Worm seems to have turned a whiter shade of pale in Panel 2!

HA! Good turn, Mr. Lemon.

Maybe that’s my problem…LOL! ☺️☺️

The downsides of clean livin’

I never thought of it that way! I’m gonna have that double cheeseburger for lunch after all!

In my family there is a clear line.

My father, uncle and grandparents on dad’s side, and 2 uncles on mom’s side drank and smoked, they died before age 75.

My grand-aunt (grandma’s sister), her husband, nana and pops (mom’s parents) and nana’s sisters didn’t drink nor smoke and lived well into their 90’s and a couple were over 100 when they passed. Nana lived to 103 and her sisters were 100 and 97 respectively.

My joke is that I’m putting the money I would have spent on smoking and drinking into retirement savings.

Good one, Jonathan!

Mr. Wriggly, what’s wrong? You look white as a sheet! d;o)

Mr. Wiggly: 2nd panelHis ghost is getting ready to make FiFi’s life worse. His ghost is going to haunt FiFi for the rest of her life! Sob!