Maybe you should try camoflauge.
Only if you’re trying to Disguise your fat as a circus tent
“I wish you wouldn’t taunt the drivers at the Monster Truck Show. Now I’ll never get the tire tracks out of this white shirt!”
Razzle-dazzle muu-muu.
Needs more stripes
How’d they get my boat cover ?
Is she talking to herself in the mirror?
High Couture by Omar the Tentmaker.
Sort of, anyway.
NO they don’t…trust me…
We’re on a string of pieces no longer funny today………..whomever disagrees with this point, it’s ok to keep that one to yourself.
That is why prisoners wear them.
And how many camels did that one cost?
The sales lady is trying to sell the store’s vertical strips collection to a very large woman.
There are limits.
I need to wear them horizontally ;>)
Put it on and ask your husband. I’m sure he’ll give you an honest answer.
She’ll blend in with the zebras on that African safari
If the stripes on a zebra were horizontal, would it look fat?
Label reads Fashion Apparel By Omar The Tent Maker.
So you’re telling me I’m fat!
Yes, dear…whatever you say, dear…
A good use for recycled circus tents.
David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart
Farside99 over 1 year ago
Maybe you should try camoflauge.
suv2000 over 1 year ago
Only if you’re trying to Disguise your fat as a circus tent
PraiseofFolly over 1 year ago
“I wish you wouldn’t taunt the drivers at the Monster Truck Show. Now I’ll never get the tire tracks out of this white shirt!”
Zykoic over 1 year ago
Razzle-dazzle muu-muu.
Lecherous over 1 year ago
Needs more stripes
win.45mag over 1 year ago
How’d they get my boat cover ?
Imagine over 1 year ago
Is she talking to herself in the mirror?
Dani Rice over 1 year ago
High Couture by Omar the Tentmaker.
rshive over 1 year ago
Sort of, anyway.
clynnb1224 Premium Member over 1 year ago
NO they don’t…trust me…
rossevrymn over 1 year ago
We’re on a string of pieces no longer funny today………..whomever disagrees with this point, it’s ok to keep that one to yourself.
David_the_CAD over 1 year ago
That is why prisoners wear them.
BadCreaturesBecomeDems over 1 year ago
And how many camels did that one cost?
monya_43 over 1 year ago
The sales lady is trying to sell the store’s vertical strips collection to a very large woman.
morningglory73 Premium Member over 1 year ago
There are limits.
Norris66 over 1 year ago
I need to wear them horizontally ;>)
WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago
Put it on and ask your husband. I’m sure he’ll give you an honest answer.
mindjob over 1 year ago
She’ll blend in with the zebras on that African safari
cactusbob333 over 1 year ago
If the stripes on a zebra were horizontal, would it look fat?
sandpiper over 1 year ago
Label reads Fashion Apparel By Omar The Tent Maker.
cuzinron47 over 1 year ago
So you’re telling me I’m fat!
wildlandwaters over 1 year ago
Yes, dear…whatever you say, dear…
Vet Premium Member over 1 year ago
A good use for recycled circus tents.