Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for October 04, 2023

In 14 years we’ve never seen our cat poop, or scoop his poop. He never used to use the litter box, but now he’ll pee there. He still doesn’t use it for #2 and we don’t know where he does it. No neighbor has ever complained or reported it to us. He’s got his own secret toilet somewhere.

The correct answer is: “Ask your mother”.

because son, I’m supposed to tell you, you need to be doing that to help around the house. And don’t forget the garbage, rake the leaves, cut the grass, do your homework and for God sakes, NO phone for you

Musclier?

Who wanted the cat?

Yep. I don’t mess with my wife’s right arm. I used to help scoop, but I never did it right (heh, heh, heh)

Correct answer: “Because when I scoop anything, I use both hands.”

Reason #391 why I don’t have a pet.

Dads right arm is actually bigger than his left arm; you’re almost 12, you’ll find out why on your own