Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for October 04, 2023

A stink in’ old wise guy, we don’t need.

By the time they smarten up, it’s too late.

10/10, no notes.

What’s the good of all that knowledge when you can only remember half of it.

I remember my father telling me “They call these the ‘Golden Years’…..they are NOT!”

Next time some young person tells me to enjoy my “Golden Years” I’m gonna say “Wanna trade?”

Old man smell. Some guys have it, some guys don’t, not sure why. I hope I don’t get it.

Old age DOES stink. We fart a lot more now.

As you age, you can complain or look at it with a sense of humor. I choose the latter. Oh wait, my wife doesn’t let me climb latters any more. :’ :)

I didn’t act my age when I was 6; I’m not about to start doing it now.

It ain’t for sissies, Brother. I speak from experience.

I’m growing older but not up

Consider the alternative.

If it were easy, everyone would be doing it. :)

Testify brother, Testify.

The old stink comes from all the crappy additives put into the pills…

Many years ago I had a friend in his early 50s who said that “growing old stinks, but is better than the alternative. So far.”

Because I can’t get the link nor the words past the censorbot…

look up “The Cat in the Hat on Aging” and see the images

I have a copy stuck to the frig so I can be reminded every day that as bad as I have it, it could be worse 8^)

In the grand scheme of things, getting old is better than the alternative!

You got that right, dude.