Reality Check by Dave Whamond for October 07, 2023

Wack job

Take the lettuce, leave the wacker.

Love Ralph’s questions.

I have been wacked by a certain weed once or twice.

Tweed Whacker

wait’ll he breaks out the edger.

Fuhgeddaboutit, Hey!

Ralph and Ernie (Day by Day) were ON today!

Meh! The deer and rabbit mobs are worse than you!

His boss told him to take the cannoli but he insisted on the wacker…

Lmao

On Wacker Drive.

He should use the classic pronged cultivator hoe.

At this time of year, go for it …! It’s a proposition that can’t be refused …!

Funny! Ever notice how the guys wielding those things have a gangster vibe?

“The weed wacker, Vern!”

Metal detector

Bada bing, bada bump feed.

Don’t just stand there. Get to wacking!

The Polish sure have a bad rep…

That a Luca Brasi shorthair?

Well…as long as you just wack the weeds…