In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for October 02, 2023

Hmmm, what else is in that bag? Bread and baloney for a sandwich, or waffle batter and a deep fryer so he could make deep fried butter?

That’s for the sandwich, which replaced the sand wedge.

“If you think that’s putter, but it’s not … (or “Put – it’s not.”), it’s …"

What is that thing he has in his hand?

Did the butter count as one of the clubs?

Dewey manages to mess up no matter what sport is involved.

so…you mean he normally carries around a stick of butter whilst on the course??

Just trying to butter you up.

Butterfingers! Can he even hold a club?

Dewey isn’t a slick kid…

Parkay for the course.

That, is a rather substantial stick of butter!