Last Kiss by John Lustig for October 04, 2023

Plus, I spend a FORTUNE on hair goop!!

Next thing, he’ll ask her up to his apartment to see his etchings.

At least he’s not a comic strip writer.

Is that you, John?

How would you like to be my Wonder Woman?

He’s a keeper.

“I have answered every special products comic-book ad! Want to pet my Sea Monkey? I could Hypnotize you with my special power. But I already see you nekkid with my X-Ray Glasses! Wouldn’t you like to lay in my beautiful Giant Balloon?”

If she’s not into comics, he also has a nice assortment of baseball cards.

From the original art: yeah, stall for time, my dear, enough time to call the NSA, the FBI, and the CIA.

He’s as slick as they come…

Priorities.

i still have 7000

It’s all fun and games until she asks for the balance sheet.

THE COUNT: My pal Dracula tell me that this area under a chick’s chin is an erogenous zone. Is it working for you? Oh I don’t care – I’m hungry! CHOMP!

You just can’t trust a guy with slicked back hair.

John, you told her about your Comics? What were you inking?

(≖_ʖ ≖)

What more could you want?

I think I’m in love.

Hm. I’m still wondering if this will win her over. Think not.

I can show you the comics, but you can’t take them out of the wrappers.

Just what kind of gal do you think she is?! She’s holding out for the compendiums.

Well, when some of the classic comics are fetching hundreds of thousands of dollars, or more, she’d be smart to give him a chance!

If he met her at Comic-Con, maybe that would work. Otherwise, I think he just struck out.

Lead the way!