What about his nuts?
That’s the new Pistachio Diet. Buy a Balanced Bottle today!
An average of 3 out of every 100 pistachios will be empty and 1 out of every 57 will be unopenable. (These statistics are 99.99% unreliable.)
I LOVE pis-tuh-CHEE-ohs (with apologies to Les Nessman).
He shelled out good money for those.
he shouldn’t grip his nuts so tight. that can be painful
This is such an American Comic.
Hd’s nuts to think all the shells are full.
I’m sure you can find many lawyers that will take your case. They are reverting back to the old “slime period”. Sue, Sue, Sue…..that’s the ticket.
Just set the unopenable ones aside and give them whats for later.
Shell less pistachios are sold.
“.. and after that you’re on your own.”
Boyfriend giving candy to his girlfriend: “Here, honey…sweets for my sweet!” Girlfriend to boyfriend: “Thank you! And won’t you have some of these nuts??”
Ubintold 12 months ago
What about his nuts?
admiree2 12 months ago
That’s the new Pistachio Diet. Buy a Balanced Bottle today!
Doug K 12 months ago
An average of 3 out of every 100 pistachios will be empty and 1 out of every 57 will be unopenable. (These statistics are 99.99% unreliable.)
Lee26 Premium Member 12 months ago
I LOVE pis-tuh-CHEE-ohs (with apologies to Les Nessman).
Jeffin Premium Member 12 months ago
He shelled out good money for those.
HOTLOTUS1 12 months ago
he shouldn’t grip his nuts so tight. that can be painful
Daltongang Premium Member 12 months ago
This is such an American Comic.
Steverino Premium Member 12 months ago
Hd’s nuts to think all the shells are full.
hooglah 12 months ago
I’m sure you can find many lawyers that will take your case. They are reverting back to the old “slime period”. Sue, Sue, Sue…..that’s the ticket.
mpolo11 Premium Member 12 months ago
Just set the unopenable ones aside and give them whats for later.
Katzi428 12 months ago
Shell less pistachios are sold.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 12 months ago
“.. and after that you’re on your own.”
wildlandwaters 12 months ago
Boyfriend giving candy to his girlfriend: “Here, honey…sweets for my sweet!” Girlfriend to boyfriend: “Thank you! And won’t you have some of these nuts??”