What about his nuts?
That’s the new Pistachio Diet. Buy a Balanced Bottle today!
An average of 3 out of every 100 pistachios will be empty and 1 out of every 57 will be unopenable. (These statistics are 99.99% unreliable.)
I LOVE pis-tuh-CHEE-ohs (with apologies to Les Nessman).
He shelled out good money for those.
he shouldn’t grip his nuts so tight. that can be painful
This is such an American Comic.
Hd’s nuts to think all the shells are full.
I’m sure you can find many lawyers that will take your case. They are reverting back to the old “slime period”. Sue, Sue, Sue…..that’s the ticket.
Just set the unopenable ones aside and give them whats for later.
Shell less pistachios are sold.
“.. and after that you’re on your own.”
Boyfriend giving candy to his girlfriend: “Here, honey…sweets for my sweet!” Girlfriend to boyfriend: “Thank you! And won’t you have some of these nuts??”
Ubintold about 1 year ago
What about his nuts?
admiree2 about 1 year ago
That’s the new Pistachio Diet. Buy a Balanced Bottle today!
Doug K about 1 year ago
An average of 3 out of every 100 pistachios will be empty and 1 out of every 57 will be unopenable. (These statistics are 99.99% unreliable.)
Lee26 Premium Member about 1 year ago
I LOVE pis-tuh-CHEE-ohs (with apologies to Les Nessman).
Jeffin Premium Member about 1 year ago
He shelled out good money for those.
HOTLOTUS1 about 1 year ago
he shouldn’t grip his nuts so tight. that can be painful
Daltongang Premium Member about 1 year ago
This is such an American Comic.
Steverino Premium Member about 1 year ago
Hd’s nuts to think all the shells are full.
hooglah about 1 year ago
I’m sure you can find many lawyers that will take your case. They are reverting back to the old “slime period”. Sue, Sue, Sue…..that’s the ticket.
mpolo11 Premium Member about 1 year ago
Just set the unopenable ones aside and give them whats for later.
Katzi428 about 1 year ago
Shell less pistachios are sold.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 1 year ago
“.. and after that you’re on your own.”
wildlandwaters about 1 year ago
Boyfriend giving candy to his girlfriend: “Here, honey…sweets for my sweet!” Girlfriend to boyfriend: “Thank you! And won’t you have some of these nuts??”