At first I thought it was two nurses. “Time to take his vital signs or give him some medication.”
I cannot say enough good things about the staff at the hospitals where I have been briefly incarcerated at various times. They have been great.
However, the darn monitoring machine would malfunction and sound an alarm at random times. Why they rigged it to go off in the room instead of at the nurses station, is unknown to me. Most to the time a staff member would have to come down the hall, come into the room and press a reset button. A smart system would allow them to do that from the desk.
I could “pull an all-nighter” if I didn’t drink liquids continuously until 5 minutes before my head hit the pillow.
I drink fluids constantly. The downside is a dozen or so trips to the bathroom each day. The good side is that I pass my kidney stones before I even know I have them and that I’ve never had a urinary tract infection. There are salmon who would fail to swim against that stream. Germs don’t stand a chance.
Bladder Control to Major TomBladder Control to Major TomTake your tamsulosin and put your Dependz on…
Bladder Control to Major TomCommencing countdown, bladder fullCheck ignition and hope the toilet seat is down for you….
This is Major Tom to Bladder ControlI’m stepping through the bathroom doorMy back teeth were floating in a most peculiar wayAnd the stars look very different today
C 12 months ago
Intel leaks
Digital Frog 12 months ago
Urine for a long night…
oldpine52 12 months ago
Too close to the truth.
Michael Jones 12 months ago
so that’s what is going on, good to know.
zerotvus 12 months ago
Why is it? Every two hours some nights and some nights never?
backyardcowboy 12 months ago
Where’s Tony Randall?
gregcartoon Premium Member 12 months ago
Ahhhh! I knew there was a reason that wasn’t the fault of my aging, failing, human, decrepit body.
dflak 12 months ago
At first I thought it was two nurses. “Time to take his vital signs or give him some medication.”
I cannot say enough good things about the staff at the hospitals where I have been briefly incarcerated at various times. They have been great.
However, the darn monitoring machine would malfunction and sound an alarm at random times. Why they rigged it to go off in the room instead of at the nurses station, is unknown to me. Most to the time a staff member would have to come down the hall, come into the room and press a reset button. A smart system would allow them to do that from the desk.
dflak 12 months ago
I could “pull an all-nighter” if I didn’t drink liquids continuously until 5 minutes before my head hit the pillow.
I drink fluids constantly. The downside is a dozen or so trips to the bathroom each day. The good side is that I pass my kidney stones before I even know I have them and that I’ve never had a urinary tract infection. There are salmon who would fail to swim against that stream. Germs don’t stand a chance.
brick10 12 months ago
Ain’t it the truth!
Bellboy 12 months ago
Those darn whiz kids.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 12 months ago
Pee minus 10…9…8…
Mike Baldwin creator 12 months ago
Funny! And I thought Tinkle Belle was to blame.
akachman Premium Member 12 months ago
LOL!
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 12 months ago
I like Gray’s Potty Monkey
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 12 months ago
I wanna rocknroll all night, and potty every day.
Or is it the other way around?
Lablubber 12 months ago
My bladder control room waits until I need to concentrate on a task. Then it’s red alert.
CoffeeBob Premium Member 12 months ago
I’d rather just as I drop off than three hours into deep REM!
arthurhoule 12 months ago
Is it me, or are comics just getting bladder and bladder?
T... 12 months ago
I’ll be G o d a m n e d! I wondered why I got up every hour to p i s s …
PaulZagorsky 12 months ago
Bladder Control to Major TomBladder Control to Major TomTake your tamsulosin and put your Dependz on…
Bladder Control to Major TomCommencing countdown, bladder fullCheck ignition and hope the toilet seat is down for you….
This is Major Tom to Bladder ControlI’m stepping through the bathroom doorMy back teeth were floating in a most peculiar wayAnd the stars look very different today