Drabble by Kevin Fagan for October 12, 2023

A ghastly fate

I saw stacks of boxes of candy corn & pumpkins today. Was not even tempted. And I used to like candy corn…..

Candy corn should be called cavity corn.

It’s made out of crayons. Why would you not expect it to change your color?

Candy corn is nothing but sugar.

I can see it on/in your face.

Don’t let this be you, kids! Just say no to candy corn.

I was going to say “All hail the flag of candy corn”, but I sense that there will be a backlash…

His dentist must love him. Makes a fortune filling all those cavities.

So now Norman, Patrick and Penny are Children of the Candy Corn?

Ralph’s sweet on candy corn.

Your appearance speaks louder than words.

I’m not really supposed to eat sweets at all, and I usually don’t…but I do love my candy corn. I always get a very small bag at the beginning of October and parcel it out a very little every day over the whole month.

He’s welcome to take every piece of that stuff, along with all the variations!

YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT!!!

One piece of candy corn is too many.

I NEVER liked candy corn. MAJOR YUCK!