Cornered by Mike Baldwin for November 17, 2023

“Pumping” their ways to paradoxes.

I had a “LARGE” smile reading this.

Fossil fuel for a fossil vehicle.

Easily a thousand for a fill-up!!!

As the Car Talk brothers used to say, “Live larger, drive smaller.”

or, as some call it, ‘venti’…

Now THAT’S what I’m talkin’ about! That sucker’s huge!

Shouldn’t she be standing on the LARGE pump?

I used to drive a Honda Civic Hatchback. This is what SUVs looked like, from my point of view.

She’d have less trouble climbing up there if she left her purse in the car.

“Ain’t that America…” – John Mellencamp

When putting gas in my ‘88 Volvo sedan, I feel like I’m the guy in the strip. When I have fill the tank on my ‘04 Avalanche I’m like the woman, less the dress and pocket book.

Not so much a joke anymore. Some of the new SUVs coming out are MASSIVE. I saw one the other day that barely fitted in the lane of the road – let alone a parking spot. Getting stupid now.

Look! you can see small children smeared in the treads of the tires!

Big gas for the win!

Mike must be old. Just noticed the gas pumps are the old style with the nozzles in the side and with the metal lever above them to turn the pump on and off.

size matters

Large? … It’s more like Supersize.

Is that Big Momma?

Must be someplace in Texas

Fill ’er up. WAY up.

I can’t wait to stand on a pump like that. If I’m ever pumping gas into an SUV, or Steroidal Utility Vehicle.

Hey dude quit looking up her dress, who do think you are, Bleeb.

I lived in Marin County for ten years. It was so ridiculous to see all the individual schoolchildren who were driven to school in massive SUVs while school buses drove by nearly empty.

Oy…it sure fits her size

I love how she still has her heels, pearls, and purse up there!

As always, great art, Mike!

I laughed. I don’t have or need a car!

HAH!!!!

Caution, Objects in your mirror are larger than they appear to be.

As always, Mike, you hit the nail on the head with this one! Personally, not a fan of the big gas guzzlers, in the 70’s or now. Don’t know why a single person without kids/gear to haul even needs anything that big. (Smh)