Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for October 11, 2023

You need to work your way towards those conclusions much more slowly and with much more effort if you want to burn any calories.

But it sets fire to your imagination.

“Try jumping to the oldies.”

Too bad.

How about pushing the envelope?

But it’s the most widespread activity of modern times and, as usual, has the highest error rate.

Unfortunately.

But you have no idea how much logic and fact I have to jump over to get there.

I’m usually pressed for time

maybe try jumping jacks while jumping to conclusions??

How about dodging responsibilities?

Running away from the consequences can be slimming in many ways.

darn

So I’ve been wasting my time.

Carrying around a lot of guilt burns calories.

Flying off of the handle will get rid of a few of those pesky calories.

I fixed the problem. I only eat empty calories now.

But, that’s the best exercise I get.

I get that pushing my luck.