There was this cute girl that I found attractive, but I was married, so I never approached her. Later, I was divorced, so I went to look her up, and she was married.
I’ll probably get some grief for this but… having watched boy-girl relationships for years while teaching, I saw a whole lotta boyfriend decisions by girls that looked totally insane to me.
In physics, jerk (also known as jolt) is the rate of change of an object’s acceleration over time. It is a vector quantity (having both magnitude and direction). Jerk is most commonly denoted by the symbol j and expressed in m/s^3 (SI units) or standard gravities per second (gǒ/s).
First derivative dj/dt = Snap (jounce)
Second derivative d^2j/dt^2 = Crackle
Third derivative d^3j/dt^3 = Pop
Time derivatives of higher order than three appear rarely, and have not been named!
dadthedawg Premium Member 11 months ago
Your car started off, with a jerk…..
The dude from FL Premium Member 11 months ago
My kinda gal!
profbob 11 months ago
Is she one of his ex-wives?
oldthang 11 months ago
It’s a shoe-in, Shoe!
Uncle Kenny 11 months ago
There was this cute girl that I found attractive, but I was married, so I never approached her. Later, I was divorced, so I went to look her up, and she was married.
littlejohn Premium Member 11 months ago
My butcher dropped my steak while he was handing it to me.
Now it’s ground beef.
littlejohn Premium Member 11 months ago
I once fell into a vat of butcher’s waste…
It was offal!
littlejohn Premium Member 11 months ago
How did the butcher introduce his wife?
Meet Patty!
littlejohn Premium Member 11 months ago
My friend showed me how he keeps his expensive butcher knife sharp.
I thought it was pretty cleaver.
littlejohn Premium Member 11 months ago
What cut of meat do you get from an extremely tired butcher?
A filet mid-yawn.
napsterdad 11 months ago
Time for a soda?
Doug K 11 months ago
So … Is there another jerk sitting on the other side of her?
[Traveler] Premium Member 11 months ago
His specialty was jerky
Imagine 11 months ago
Stop jerking around…
'IndyMan' 11 months ago
That doesn’t mean that she is taking up with you, Shoe. Your reputation has preceded you ! ! !
rickmac1937 Premium Member 11 months ago
She gave you a opening big guy go for it
poppacapsmokeblower 11 months ago
How can she be between jerks, I only see one jerk beside her.
KEA 11 months ago
I’ll probably get some grief for this but… having watched boy-girl relationships for years while teaching, I saw a whole lotta boyfriend decisions by girls that looked totally insane to me.
prrdh 11 months ago
Does she knee jerks?
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 11 months ago
She bought all her poultry from him. She was fond of jerk chicken.
andersjg Premium Member 11 months ago
And he is not a Shoe-in to fill that gap.
T... 11 months ago
She’s sorta j e r k off…
GoComicsGo! 11 months ago
“So, you’re saying there’s a chance?”
eric_harris_76 11 months ago
Is she flirting with that jerk, Shoe, or glaring at him? I can’t tell.
eddi-TBH 11 months ago
Nicely snarked.
PlatudimusAtom Premium Member 11 months ago
She knew going to the butcher’s shop was a great place to meat men.
Dean 11 months ago
In physics, jerk (also known as jolt) is the rate of change of an object’s acceleration over time. It is a vector quantity (having both magnitude and direction). Jerk is most commonly denoted by the symbol j and expressed in m/s^3 (SI units) or standard gravities per second (gǒ/s).
First derivative dj/dt = Snap (jounce)
Second derivative d^2j/dt^2 = Crackle
Third derivative d^3j/dt^3 = Pop
Time derivatives of higher order than three appear rarely, and have not been named!