Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 05, 2023

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    Yakety Sax  about 1 year ago

    Not only does his elevator not go to the top floor it is also out of order……

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member about 1 year ago

    That phone is lost forever

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    rekam Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Norman was behind the door when brains were being passed out.

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    Rhetorical_Question   about 1 year ago

    Reality Challenged?

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    therese_callahan2002  about 1 year ago

    Ah, the wonders, or should I say, blunders of modern technology.

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    Strider Premium Member about 1 year ago

    This brings to mind a humorous incident that occurred during a lecture I attended. The room was filled with students who were listening intently as the professor, who was holding a marker, spoke. Unexpectedly, he began to search around him with a growing sense of irritation, and then erupted into a fit of rage, claiming he had misplaced his pen. Amidst his outburst, a student timidly raised their hand, causing the professor to snap, “What is it?” The student, with quiet reserve, pointed out, “Um, it’s in your hand, sir.” Realizing his mistake, the professor fell silent and, after a brief pause, sheepishly resumed the lecture, asking, “So, where were we?”

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    Ol' me  about 1 year ago

    This really happens. There are several clips on YouTube similar to this: www[dot]youtube[dot]com/shorts/KPyWHH-vHOY

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    Inahastation(eye nuh ha station)  about 1 year ago

    “There comes a time in a parent’s life, when they look at their offspring and think “this one’s going to need a lot of help”" Quote from my dad.

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    jagedlo  about 1 year ago

    “I have an idea”…Norm, if you had an idea then you would have noticed that you didn’t lose your cell phone!

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    DawnQuinn1  about 1 year ago

    No. NORMAN is lost forever.

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    Just-me  about 1 year ago

    Sadly, I know some people who have just that level of cognition.

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    carlosrivers  about 1 year ago

    Hey Norm, check your e-mail! A Nigerian prince needs your money!! HELP HIM!!

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    bloodykate  about 1 year ago

    Giggling…….

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    Chris  about 1 year ago

    some people can’t be helped… :J

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    Bill The Nuke  about 1 year ago

    He suffers from terminal stupidity. Someday he’ll die from it.

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    ChessPirate  about 1 year ago

    Can you actually have two simultaneous phone calls with the same two phones? ☺

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    win.45mag  about 1 year ago

    The idiots idiot

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    Jeff0811  about 1 year ago

    Man I would so like to leave a comment, but I misplaced my desktop. It’s got to be around here somewhere.

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    Marko56  about 1 year ago

    Must have been dropped on his head at birth

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  about 1 year ago

    Going for the cheap joke, Mr. Fagan?

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    DD IN AZ Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Maybe he should try Echo location…

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    brick10  about 1 year ago

    I’ll just have to get that newest model that just came out this week!

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    donwestonmysteries  about 1 year ago

    Even at my worst, I think I’d figure this one out. Now I have my iWatch and it tells me my phone is in my pocket. Sheesh.

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    cuzinron47  about 1 year ago

    I have an idea Norm, download the ‘find my phone’ app to your phone for the next time you lose your phone.

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    banjoAhhh!   about 1 year ago

    Sadly, that’s me.

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    Don Rodriquez  about 1 year ago

    Nobody can be that dense

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    wildlandwaters  about 1 year ago

    Funny how some people can be so smart, and yet…..

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    TheDadSnorlax Premium Member about 1 year ago

    that goes beyond any reality…..

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    mafastore  about 1 year ago

    I have four cell phones which ring when I have to remember to do something.

    I hate my current cell phone. I had to get a new one when 3G was dropped even though the phone I had was 4G and 4G still exists. Husband did his best to find a phone for me as a replacement which I had a chance of liking, was on my plan, and we could afford. It is about 50% larger than my old one and while being a fat person I have small hands (wear larger sized children’s gloves) so if the phone is not seated in exactly the correct place in my hand it will start to fall off the back of my hand and I have to grab for it. Husband in finding the phone for me did not realize that the phone I had before had special mfrs software over the Android software so its screen and apps looked different than all the other Androids – so I hate it.

    He pointed out to me that I could use the other (than making phone calls/texting which I do rarely any way) features of the phone around the house as a PDA if I turned on the Internet in the phone. In addition I like the calendar and to do list in my old Palm Centro (first “smart phone”) and tend to carry it with me around the house due to to same. And my old Blackberry has a good monthly calendar.

    So around the house all 4 phones travel with me from room to room. They all have current appointments, holidays etc in them. When it is time for me to stop working for the day and go make dinner all 4 of them ring and remind me (as does the calendar in my computer which I am using for work). Time to call my mom for our weekly talk – all ring. Etc.

    I only take current phone when going out of the house, but around the house all 4 travel about with me and they have a fixed spot in each room (bedroom, office, kitchen, living room) to sit while I am there.

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    aussie399 Premium Member 10 months ago

    He really is an obliviot

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