One point of knowledge you should have known is never wear a red hat with a green coat. You see the color red universally means stop! And the red hat is telling the brain to stop!
If you wore a green hat the message to the brain is GO! GO! GO!
Another advantage age gives is the recognition we don’t know everything and don’t have to. I love Uncle Ted. He’s an island of stability in the sometimes turbulent waves of Brutus’s life.
An old proverb goes along the lines of.. Learn from the mistakes of others, you will never live long enough to make them all yourself. Or something like that.
The expression, “I’ve forgotten more about a subject than you will ever learn about it,” comes to mind. Life is sort of measured by the experiences one has. Uncle Ted grew up (like we did) during a very interesting time and place in History. We were children of parents who experienced and witnessed, WWI, the Great Depression, WWII, the Holocaust, the Korean War, Viet Nam, the Cultural Revolution of the 60’s, just to name a few. We also witnessed firsthand many great things including the Moon Landing, the fall of the Soviet Union. Yes uncle Ted, you most definitely have many stories to tell ,which could be lessons in life for future generations. Alas, this generation gets most of its information not from a Walter Cronkite, but from a very biased agenda driven if not propaganda news network that seems to work with the government in power. This, indeed, is most definitely a very different time in US History with its conflicting mores (to put it mildly). We could use a lot of your wisdom right now. Alas, few if any would want to listen it seems……
The challenge is to figure out how to pass this “Wisdom” on to my Grandkids in a way they would get some use outta it. I remember thinking “Yeah, thank’s for the advice Gramps. Let’s go get some doughnuts!”
Uncle Ted goes on, "that’s why I keep a log of all that wealth of knowledge, it accumulates for dissemination, thus I can give you the advice that you need and use…
Yakety Sax about 1 year ago
I finally got it al together, but I forgot where I put it!
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 1 year ago
My father’s wisdom showed me the way. My uncle Carlo, whom I adored, gave me my political imprinting. And I will always be grateful to both of them..
thevideostoreguy about 1 year ago
Ah, dear old Uncle Ted. You came out of nowhere but it feels like you’ve been here forever.
enigmamz about 1 year ago
Youth is wasted on the young.
The dude from FL Premium Member about 1 year ago
In this example 1=1 equals 0
suv2000 about 1 year ago
Just make it Up like I do
GROG Premium Member about 1 year ago
Remember what?
nosirrom about 1 year ago
With age comes wisdom. If only that were true for everyone. For some age makes stupidity more ingrained.
russef about 1 year ago
No problemo. Nobody wants to listen anyway.
Doug Taylor Premium Member about 1 year ago
♫♪
We met at nine
We met at eight
I was on time
No, you were late
Ah yes, I remember it well.
♪♫
HarryLime Premium Member about 1 year ago
A wonderful song sung by Morris Horseman.
cracker65 about 1 year ago
If only we had this knowledge when we were young.
dcdete. about 1 year ago
One point of knowledge you should have known is never wear a red hat with a green coat. You see the color red universally means stop! And the red hat is telling the brain to stop!
If you wore a green hat the message to the brain is GO! GO! GO!
AlGirouard about 1 year ago
You’re preaching to the choir. I stopped in the middle of the stairs for a moment, then realized, was I going up or down, and why?
preacherman Premium Member about 1 year ago
So far, I remember it all. Though, sometimes, what I remember isn’t correct.
Just-me about 1 year ago
I’m with Uncle Ted. By the time I figured out all the answers, I forgot the question, besides which, nobody cares to ask me for any advice…
General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member about 1 year ago
I hear that Uncle Ted .
dbrucepm about 1 year ago
I’ve been blessed with a good memory and also good memories thanks to my dad’s home movies and now the videos I took when our kids were young.
More Coffee Please! Premium Member about 1 year ago
Took the words right out of my mouth.
Little Caesar about 1 year ago
“Vee get too soon olt, und too late shmart!”
Chris about 1 year ago
I know how to do it, just don’t ask me how or what I learned to do it. :J
assrdood about 1 year ago
Apparently all my kids “know it all” already……..that’s what they said anyway.
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member about 1 year ago
Another advantage age gives is the recognition we don’t know everything and don’t have to. I love Uncle Ted. He’s an island of stability in the sometimes turbulent waves of Brutus’s life.
KEA about 1 year ago
I’ve been here for decades waiting for wisdom to arrive… hasn’t yet, altho I have learned a good many things to avoid.
Alberta Oil Premium Member about 1 year ago
An old proverb goes along the lines of.. Learn from the mistakes of others, you will never live long enough to make them all yourself. Or something like that.
Martin Booda about 1 year ago
“You are old, Father William…”
Moonkey Premium Member about 1 year ago
These two will always take care of each other.
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 1 year ago
Uncle Ted’s is still a wise man………
raybarb44 about 1 year ago
The expression, “I’ve forgotten more about a subject than you will ever learn about it,” comes to mind. Life is sort of measured by the experiences one has. Uncle Ted grew up (like we did) during a very interesting time and place in History. We were children of parents who experienced and witnessed, WWI, the Great Depression, WWII, the Holocaust, the Korean War, Viet Nam, the Cultural Revolution of the 60’s, just to name a few. We also witnessed firsthand many great things including the Moon Landing, the fall of the Soviet Union. Yes uncle Ted, you most definitely have many stories to tell ,which could be lessons in life for future generations. Alas, this generation gets most of its information not from a Walter Cronkite, but from a very biased agenda driven if not propaganda news network that seems to work with the government in power. This, indeed, is most definitely a very different time in US History with its conflicting mores (to put it mildly). We could use a lot of your wisdom right now. Alas, few if any would want to listen it seems……
pat sandy creator about 1 year ago
wise guy…
cuzinron47 about 1 year ago
Still wondering when this is gonna happen to Brutus.
bigplayray about 1 year ago
The challenge is to figure out how to pass this “Wisdom” on to my Grandkids in a way they would get some use outta it. I remember thinking “Yeah, thank’s for the advice Gramps. Let’s go get some doughnuts!”
CorkLock about 1 year ago
Secret to old age and life – the ability to look back and not regret it. Carpe Diem!
heathcliff2 about 1 year ago
I’ve heard that before.
Lola85 Premium Member about 1 year ago
I thought the last panel was going to have him say that he had a lot of knowledge, but no one cared to listen to an old person.
T... about 1 year ago
Uncle Ted goes on, "that’s why I keep a log of all that wealth of knowledge, it accumulates for dissemination, thus I can give you the advice that you need and use…
Gordo4ever about 1 year ago
This… is…priceless!
gopher gofer about 1 year ago
i was so smart when i was young, so willing to share my vast knowledge. funny, how much dumber and more reticent i’ve become over the years… ☺
Ron Bauerle about 1 year ago
Good judgement/advice comes from experience.
Experience comes from bad advice/judgement.